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These People are Fucking Idiots

I’ll try to keep it relatively short, but I make no promises.

Idiot #1:  “In the emergency room they have what’s called rape kits where a woman can get cleaned out”—Rep. Jodie Laubenberg (R),  Texas.

What you should know:  A douche will clean out your vagina.  A DNC will clean out your uterus.  A rape kit doesn’t clean out anything.  THIS is part of her reasoning for not wanting to allow abortion due to rape.  Because, apparently, you can get cleaned out in the ER, if you even make it to one after a rape.  Never mind that a rape kit simply collects evidence to be used to catch and prosecute the rapist.

Rep. Laubenberg, you are a disgrace to women everywhere.  You may as well have suggested that douching after rape is also a great way to prevent pregnancy.  At least that one actually DOES clean out your vagina.  However, you may want to go have a refresher course on sexual education, because by the time a woman gets to a hospital, if sperm is going to impregnate her, the job is likely already completed.  No amount of evidence collection or simple cleaning is going to stop that.  I’m well aware that a refresher course in sexual functioning will require you to hear terms such as ‘penis’ and ‘vagina’.  You may also hear ‘testicles’.  I understand that may make the most shy school girl giggle inappropriately.  I can save you the hassle of taking this class with others and cut to the chase.  When a guy shoves his dick in a woman’s pussy repeatedly, he cums.  When he does so, a whole bunch of sperm are released from their holding cell, i.e., the dude’s nuts.  They swim really fast and make their way into her cervix, up into her uterus, hoping to find an egg to fertilize.  You can’t simply clean that shit out.    This is the same process whether the woman wanted sex or not.  Are we clear?

People who fail to use common sense or are not properly educated shouldn’t be opening their fucking mouths when we’re talking about issues like this.  State exactly what your reasons are:  you are a Christian and simply do not believe that abortion should ever be an option.  Your supporters believe the same way you do.  Your opposition doesn’t.  Why are you trying to throw around erroneous information and attempting to use that to bolster your views?  Say what you fucking mean.  Done!

Item #2:  From http://gma.yahoo.com/pork-laced-ammo-designed-send-muslims-hell-194838485–abc-news-topstories.html

 

“With Jihawg Ammo, you don’t just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to hell,” the company said in a press release earlier this month.  “We’re having some fun with it,” Hill said. “There’s something to be said about using sarcasm to reveal truth about something that is false or a lie, and we’re focusing on the absolute lie they tell that murdering people is good.”

So, your answer is to murder them in a way that you believe will send him or her to hell?  On a very basic level, and a deeper fundamental one, this is just hate.  Pure, idiotic hate.  It also entails that the makers of this ammo, and those who purchase it, might just be Muslim.  In order for you to think that this would send someone to hell, you have to have the same belief structure:  pork in your body sends you to hell.  So, when you buy this based on that tagline of “you also send him to hell”, you must believe in that sentiment, correct?

THIS guy made me smile, however:

“Hooper, speaking from CAIR’s headquarters in Washington, D.C., did not react positively. “They’re taking their own stereotypes and making it into their own idiocy, and unfortunately there are a lot of idiots to buy into this stuff,” he said.”

FURTHERMORE – know what the fuck you’re talking about.  I think the “pork” would have to be ingested (please, someone correct me if I’m wrong.  I can find no reference to what happens if you’re shot with bacon).  So, are you going to make them literally eat the bullet?  Or are you just being a prick, using symbolism to foster your own hate?  You know, Jewish people who don’t eat pork also have similar beliefs of a divine punishment.  Why aren’t you picking on them?  I’ll tell you why.  You’re a hateful bastard, that’s why.

“That’s where our customers are coming from and in that demographic, our product is a way to push back against political correctness. It’s the proverbial middle finger back to political correctness.”

This has nothing to do with political correctness.  This has everything to do with being an ass.  I’ve got a middle finger for you.  Two of them, in fact.  I’m not hiding behind a façade claiming they’re proverbial middle fingers for some tired argument.  They’re  real middle fingers, and I’m aiming them at you, simply for being twat-waffles.

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The thought of playing God (or Allah) with a bullet is such an awful one that I’m concerned for the children of those who make and purchase this product.  You’re just teaching more hate, fear and intolerance.  Because of people like you, we’ll never live in a more peaceful world.  Congrats, asshole!

What these folks have in common:  they are Americans and intolerant of anyone who does not share their belief system.  They use misinformation to further their own agendas.  No matter how you wrap it, their agendas are based on their own beliefs, religious ones at that.  Whether it be anti-abortion from a Christian standpoint or anti-Muslim from whatever views they hold.  I’m OK with basing your values and what you are trying to sell, whether it be laws or consumer products on your own spiritual beliefs.  I have no problem with people selling crucifixes, Bibles from any faith, religious symbols, tokens, what have you.  I don’t have a problem with it, because you know what it is up front and you’re free to choose what to do based on – wait for it – truth in advertising. You’re all a bunch of fucking liars, playing on people’s fears, encouraging support of whatever you’re selling through erroneous information, fostering hate and intolerance for anyone who doesn’t think just like you.

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Posted in Life

Random!

I haven’t REALLY blogged in quite some time, so I thought I’d just throw out what I’m up to lately and go from there.

I’d really like to start writing again, more than 140 characters at a time, as I do on Twitter.  I’ve found I like the ability to be completely random and sexually harass celebrities.  One of my favorite things to do is to tweet the Pope a random question.  He never answers me directly, but I think he’s sending me messages via his daily postings.  For example, yesterday I asked him, “Paper or plastic?”  This morning, he tweets this:  “We must not be afraid of solidarity; rather let us make all we have and are available to God.”  So, I think about my paper or plastic question.  I think what he’s saying is that he follows whatever the person in front of him asks for at the grocery store, because whatever he’s buying is for God anyway.  He’ll sleep with a clear conscience, knowing that paper bags can be made into book covers and plastic bags can be used to pick up dog crap, so his choice is always the right one.

I really have no idea what I’m doing with my life at this point.  I don’t have any desire to enter the dating world and no time to do so if I wanted to anyway.  Being a single mom with zero family support and no one to babysit for you really cuts your dating time down to 4 days a month.  And I’m going to need time to myself and to pursue my other hobbies, such as masturbating loudly.  The only thing you’re getting with that kind of timeline is an asshole who wants random, meaningless sex.  That’s just not for me, so I figure I’ll wait another 6 years to start dating.  By that time, I probably will be so used to being alone that I’ll punch the first date in the face when he suggests anything that involves togetherness.

I received an e-mail from an aunt, who had forwarded it to me from another aunt.  It was something bitching about the “Muslim stamp” and how that’s just not acceptable.  It pissed me off, because this is just another form of religious intolerance.  I don’t see the problem with recognizing religions other than Christianity on a fucking postage stamp, or anywhere.  If that’s where your problem lies, then you may want to check yourself in to some place that specializes in discrimination and assholery.  If there’s going to be all of this fuss about postage stamps because they’re recognizing a Muslim holiday, then we better do away with Christmas and Easter stamps and the like because we’re all supposed to be on equal footing in this country, regardless of race, gender and religion.  Ideally, sexual orientation would fall into that as well, but sadly much of our country is too busy sticking their heads up their own asses to realize that gay people are citizens of this great country and absolutely should have all of the rights and privileges afforded to heterosexual couples.  I don’t even want to get started on that.  Back to the stamp.  Below is the e-mail that was sent to me.

Don’t buy this stamp! Please pass this on.
46 cent Forever Stamp – Apparently they think that putting hearts and butterflies on the new stamp will make most people not realize that the rest is Arabic and probably NOT something we want to support. The new stamp, the second MUSLIM stamp!

USPS New 46-Cent Stamp Celebrates a Muslim holiday. If there is only ONE thing you Forward today. Let it be this!

President Obama has directed the United States Postal Service to remember and honor the EID muslim holiday season with a new commemorative 46 Cent First Class Holiday Postage Stamp.

REMEMBER to adamantly and vocally BOYCOTT this stamp if/when you purchase stamps at a post office. All you have to say is, “No thank you, I do not want a Muslim stamp on my letters!”

The Flag of the USA has always been my favorite.

Pass this along to every Patriotic American you know Get the word out!
Honor the United States of America !

EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME, but if you’re honoring the United States of America, perhaps you should honor the diversity we’re supposed to support, with all of the freedoms associated with it.Never mind that the e-mail text is inaccurate as hell.  The picture of the stamp going around with this e-mail isn’t even a Muslim holiday stamp, it’s from the Kaleidoscope series, so you’re discouraging people from buying it based on false information.  Perhaps what this e-mail should really suggest is that this is what one might see when stoned, therefore buying it supports pot?  I don’t know.

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This is the 44-cent stamp with the hearts and butterflies – I think it’s gorgeous.  So to the original author of the email:  the “46-cent Forever Stamp” isn’t the one with hearts and butterflies on it, asshole.

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The EID stamps are below, and again, I think they’re pretty.  One is a 42-cent stamp and the other is from 2011, so STILL not an accurate e-mail.

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If there was a current “Muslim holiday stamp”, I’d buy a shit ton of them.  I’d actually send out Christmas cards this year to my family, and guess what fucking stamp I’d put on those bad boys?  You got it!

Patriotism is fine, religious discrimination is not.  If you want to go totally hard core, the USPS shouldn’t issue any stamps that are not simply the American flag. Because maybe I don’t like Johnny Cash – after all he was in prison.  How do you celebrate that?  Maybe I’m against marriage because it’s not equal for all, so why should I buy a wedding cake stamp?    If you want to send this kind of dip-shit e-mail around, don’t send it to me.  Perhaps you should buy these stamps:

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& toss out the ones that say “Equality” and “Freedom” because you sure as shit aren’t supporting those with your narrow views.
Whoa.  I didn’t realize how angry that e-mail made me until I started writing.  Anyway, fuck the haters.