I think that Walgreens should have a medication delivery service. This would be extremely helpful with antibiotics. I understand you couldn’t send controlled substances that way, or you’re just asking for them to be carjacked. I do, however, think that if I need my blood thinners driven to my home at 8:30 PM because I’m too lazy to go do it myself, then they should bring it to me.
I also think that Starbucks should deliver. They could have a fleet of trucks with little barristas inside each one. They could pull up in your neighborhood, not unlike the ice cream man. Grown ups would learn the sound of that truck’s music and would be able to hear it coming from 5 miles away.
While I’m at it, why don’t they deliver other helpful things, like tampons? Immodium AD? You know, the kinds of things where if you’re really desperate, you shouldn’t be out in a store?
What about liquor delivery? Wouldn’t that be helpful? you don’t want people to drink and drive, but what happens if they have a few friends over, and Juicy Ms. Lucy knocks over the bottle of Jose Cuervo while trying to show you that she can, indeed, do the crane technique, as made popular by Mr. Myagi and Daniel San?
Or what if you have a really nice looking guy friend over at your Christmas party and your drunk roommate is very much interested in groping him, so much so that she falls into him and knocks over your entire Christmas tree, shattering the very special “Pickle” ornament and knocking countless bottles of booze over?
Not that either of these things ever happened to me <insert innocent eye roll here>.
Who is going to replace those? Why, call 1-800-LIQUORS and we’ll run some out to you! You think that UPS and FedEx drivers see a lot of interesting things when they deliver packages? Just imagine being a liquor delivery guy! Oh if those walls could talk!
With these ideas floating around in my head, it’s a wonder that I am not already a multi-millionaire. I mean, who could deny any of these things are needed?
What would YOU like to see delivered?